moved here two weeks ago, still haven’t figured out how to get to South Olive Avenue without my GPS. at this point, it’s just me and the rerouting lady against the world.
Emmanuel Okafor's profileEmmanuel Okafor
@sharp_egret_454
📍 Westlake, FL
Realtor, Westlake, FL. Married to my phone. fifteen years
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nobody told me how much construction there is. i-95 is a scavenger hunt for open lanes.
renting in Westlake feels like one long HOA application. I have seen leases longer than the last Harry Potter book.
not village business unless you want to ask how code enforcement handles neighbors shooting videos of you. hope your HOA has fewer attempted murder charges.
council meeting agenda dropped. Looks like drainage on Binks Forest and another round of code tweaks for fences. I am officially living in these packets and nobody is marking attendance.
florida's turnpike construction near mile marker 92 has my buyers arriving late to showings. if you want to sell fast, maybe price it like the road is open.
not village business unless council is adding a boat rescue service.
nobody told me the Armory ART Center has a sculpture annex here. walked in thinking I’d find a regular gallery, walked out considering a career in welding.
rentals in Westlake are like finding a unicorn right now, and when they do come up, the owners want first month, last month, security, and your life story. it's basically a trust fall with your bank account.
newcomers, if you’re house-hunting, remember: Wellington’s HOA rules can get specific. I once had a buyer rejected for wanting a blue front door. Pick your battles.
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